Astrology is a popular topic that many people enjoy reading, discussing, and joking about. Whether you are a believer or a skeptic, you can’t deny that astrology memes and jokes are hilarious and relatable. In this article, we will share some of the best astrology memes and jokes for each zodiac sign, based on their personality traits, strengths, weaknesses, and quirks. Let’s have some fun and laugh at ourselves and our fellow signs!
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, and it is the most adventurous, energetic, and impulsive sign. Aries is ruled by Mars, the planet of action, passion, and aggression. Aries loves to take risks, challenge themselves, and compete with others. They are also very confident, assertive, and outspoken. However, Aries can also be impatient, impulsive, and reckless. They can act without thinking, get into trouble, and offend others with their blunt honesty.
Some of the best astrology memes and jokes for Aries are:
- Aries: sees a red button that says “do not push” Aries: pushes it
- Aries: I’m not angry, I’m just passionate. Also Aries: flips a table
- Aries: I don’t need a therapist, I just need to punch something.
- Aries: gets into a fight Aries: It’s not my fault, they started it. Also Aries: started it
- Aries: does something risky Aries: That was fun! Aries: does it again
- Aries: I’m not stubborn, I’m just right. Also Aries: never admits they are wrong
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus is the second sign of the zodiac, and it is the most sensual, loyal, and practical sign. Taurus is ruled by Venus, the planet of love, beauty, and money. Taurus loves to enjoy the finer things in life, such as food, music, art, and nature. They are also very reliable, faithful, and generous. However, Taurus can also be stubborn, possessive, and materialistic. They can resist change, cling to their comfort zone, and hoard their belongings.
Some of the best astrology memes and jokes for Taurus are:
- Taurus: sees something they like Taurus: I want it. Taurus: buys it
- Taurus: eats a whole cake Taurus: I’m not greedy, I’m just hungry. Also Taurus: eats another cake
- Taurus: I’m not lazy, I’m just relaxed. Also Taurus: sleeps for 12 hours
- Taurus: gets into an argument Taurus: I’m not stubborn, I’m just persistent. Also Taurus: refuses to budge
- Taurus: falls in love Taurus: You are mine. Taurus: gets jealous of anyone who looks at their partner
- Taurus: sees a change Taurus: No. Taurus: sees another change Taurus: No. Taurus: sees a third change Taurus: No.
